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Socially twisted.
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I'd do him.
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06-25-2010, 04:12 AM
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A = A, but O = W
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I'd do him.
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Why because he's famous? or is there another reason you'd rather do him than service yourself.
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06-25-2010, 04:15 AM
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Fuck you Andy Reid
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To reiterate, Katy Perry looks vacant as fuck. Any time I've seen pictures of her, it's like I'm looking into the eyes of a doll. She's got big tits, a cupie doll face and is mostly known for a fake bi song. Woo fucking hoo.
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06-25-2010, 04:24 AM
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Socially twisted.
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Why because he's famous? or is there another reason you'd rather do him than service yourself.
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I think he's sexy.. must be the accent.
And really.. wouldn't we all prefer to do SOMEbody rather than servicing ourselves all the damn time?
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06-25-2010, 04:43 AM
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A = A, but O = W
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Originally Posted by Paux Fas
I think he's sexy.. must be the accent.
And really.. wouldn't we all prefer to do SOMEbody rather than servicing ourselves all the damn time?
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What if he smells bad?
Well what if they're a bad lay
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06-25-2010, 04:55 AM
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Socially twisted.
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Originally Posted by CousinDave
What if he smells bad?
Well what if they're a bad lay
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As with any other guy;
1. I'd suggest we shower together.
2. It'd be a one and done. Unless I really like him, then I don't mind teaching him what I like and giving him time to get it right.
Why are we contemplating this as if I already have a date with the guy.
And why am I seriously answering your questions.
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06-25-2010, 05:45 AM
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A = A, but O = W
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And why am I seriously answering your questions.
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06-25-2010, 06:03 AM
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I'm a Black Ninja, Fuckface!
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And the fact that any time a girl says on this site that she'd do someone, every baggers ears perk up. 
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06-25-2010, 06:06 AM
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Socially twisted.
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Tis true.
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It wouldn't be Wackbag if they didn't.
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06-25-2010, 08:18 AM
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Non-N-Person (thanks, Larry King)
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We provide a public service: Building average women's self-esteem, one clumsy double-entendre at a time.
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06-25-2010, 07:29 PM
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Not when its a awful over the top british comic who isn't funny. It makes me lose faith in humanity of the little faith I have left.
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06-25-2010, 07:32 PM
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Socially twisted.
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Not when its a awful over the top british comic who isn't funny. It makes me lose faith in humanity of the little faith I have left.
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hahaha! You have faith in humanity?! That's funny.
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06-25-2010, 07:33 PM
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hahaha! You have faith in humanity?! That's funny.
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I little, a very very very little bit.
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07-03-2010, 05:17 PM
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Watching his latest stand up special right now, and he's fucking killing. A lot of his comedy is dependent on cultural references and current events, so it's possible that that doesn't translate well over in the US.
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07-03-2010, 06:50 PM
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greasy eye-talian
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This guy also kills
doesn't mean hes good.
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07-06-2010, 12:58 AM
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... and the Graham Norton Show is apparently killer over in Britain.
To me, it's a bunch of the British equivalent of Iowa middle America rubes laughing at every gay reference he makes. It's fucking pathetic. We get it: you're gay. Being gay isn't a fucking punchline (at least, not since Monroe in "Too Close For Comfort", and neither is being a "oooh! I'm a wacky British raconteur!!!! I'm a motorist!!!"
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaht funny!
It'd be like me having an entire comedy career making General Tso's Chicken and dry cleaning shop references. IT'S FUCKING DAT FUCKING PHAN ALL FUCKING OVER AGAIN!!!!!! It's fucking Margaret Cho, minus the fag hag jokes. It's fucking Corey "I'm so ghetto I've got two 3 year olds, and they ain't twins" Holcomb.
It's fucking Dudley Moore in Arthur, it's Robin Williams as the wild and crazy guy. But instead of being the original of the archetype, Brand is just this pale fucking British imitation of the drunken archetype.
Ooooh! He's so hilarious! I don't know what he'll do next!!!
WELL I FUCKING DO!!!! HE'S GOING TO MAKE A JACKASS OF HIMSELF!!! TA FUCKING DA!!!! It's like you can see the little hamster turning the wheel in his head: "What's the most shocking thing I can do here?", and then he does it. Ooooooooooooooooooooooh! How fucking brilliant!
Jim Jeffries is fucking hi-fucking-larious. Top Gear is almost painfully funny at times, and they're not fucking comedians. I'm truly not shitting on British humor. I just don't get why the Brits (and, in some cases, Brits and a lot of fucking Americans) think some of these guys are funny (and really, it's not limited to Brits: there are a whole lot of American comics, like the ones mentioned above, that I don't get the popularity of either). It's not that I don't "get" the jokes. I get where they're going. I get what they're trying to say. I just don't think it's fucking funny. I think it's tired and hack.
I've seen Jeff Dunham in concert (I was dragged there by a buddy). I might have chuckled once in the 90 minute show.
Am I truly nuts in not getting why people think some of these fucking people are funny?
Summary (because the stream of consciousness rant above doesn't make holistic sense, even to me): Russel Brand is doing nothing more than a Dudley Moore from Arthur + Robin Williams being nutty combination performance. And not particularly well, IMO. And because of this, he's got a fucking career as a comedic actor? Really?
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07-06-2010, 01:13 AM
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He's what you call exuberant. Which is fine, if you have good material, and sucks if you don't. Some people seem to just enjoy the exuberance, without the material. That's why Russel Brand and Robin Williams are successful.
Obviously, people who listen to a lot of comedy aren't going to buy into it any more than they're going to buy into prop comics with bad material.
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07-06-2010, 01:31 AM
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greasy eye-talian
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Originally Posted by VMS
... and the Graham Norton Show is apparently killer over in Britain.
To me, it's a bunch of the British equivalent of Iowa middle America rubes laughing at every gay reference he makes. It's fucking pathetic. We get it: you're gay. Being gay isn't a fucking punchline (at least, not since Monroe in "Too Close For Comfort", and neither is being a "oooh! I'm a wacky British raconteur!!!! I'm a motorist!!!"
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaht funny!
It'd be like me having an entire comedy career making General Tso's Chicken and dry cleaning shop references. IT'S FUCKING DAT FUCKING PHAN ALL FUCKING OVER AGAIN!!!!!! It's fucking Margaret Cho, minus the fag hag jokes. It's fucking Corey "I'm so ghetto I've got two 3 year olds, and they ain't twins" Holcomb.
It's fucking Dudley Moore in Arthur, it's Robin Williams as the wild and crazy guy. But instead of being the original of the archetype, Brand is just this pale fucking British imitation of the drunken archetype.
Ooooh! He's so hilarious! I don't know what he'll do next!!!
WELL I FUCKING DO!!!! HE'S GOING TO MAKE A JACKASS OF HIMSELF!!! TA FUCKING DA!!!! It's like you can see the little hamster turning the wheel in his head: "What's the most shocking thing I can do here?", and then he does it. Ooooooooooooooooooooooh! How fucking brilliant!
Jim Jeffries is fucking hi-fucking-larious. Top Gear is almost painfully funny at times, and they're not fucking comedians. I'm truly not shitting on British humor. I just don't get why the Brits (and, in some cases, Brits and a lot of fucking Americans) think some of these guys are funny (and really, it's not limited to Brits: there are a whole lot of American comics, like the ones mentioned above, that I don't get the popularity of either). It's not that I don't "get" the jokes. I get where they're going. I get what they're trying to say. I just don't think it's fucking funny. I think it's tired and hack.
I've seen Jeff Dunham in concert (I was dragged there by a buddy). I might have chuckled once in the 90 minute show.
Am I truly nuts in not getting why people think some of these fucking people are funny?
Summary (because the stream of consciousness rant above doesn't make holistic sense, even to me): Russel Brand is doing nothing more than a Dudley Moore from Arthur + Robin Williams being nutty combination performance. And not particularly well, IMO. And because of this, he's got a fucking career as a comedic actor? Really?
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I do agree with most of what you said though.
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07-06-2010, 01:34 AM
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I liked him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but I think it was more of the writing than his performance. His light will burn out as it does with most comics who have a sudden surge in popularity. I do want to fuck Katy Perry though. When she's on the cloud in her new video, I become the mayor of Bonertown.
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07-07-2010, 10:43 AM
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All i know him from is Forgetting Sarah Marshall...and how he's banging Perry, she must be into his overall look and fame cuz he ain't no Gerard Butler. (was that gay using Butler as a reference for a good looking guy?)
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07-07-2010, 11:05 AM
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All i know him from is Forgetting Sarah Marshall...and how he's banging Perry, she must be into his overall look and fame cuz he ain't no Gerard Butler. (was that gay using Butler as a reference for a good looking guy?)
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Only if you're not a woman.
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07-07-2010, 12:44 PM
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Bringing true "old School" whoopass since 1932.
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His "too cool for the room" attitude irks me to no end. Anyone who sits crossed legged on top of a desk while dressed in Bohemian rags during an interview and then attempts to come off as smarter then he actually is ...is a smug cunt.
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07-07-2010, 02:40 PM
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New Wackbag
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Quote:
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All i know him from is Forgetting Sarah Marshall...and how he's banging Perry, she must be into his overall look and fame cuz he ain't no Gerard Butler. (was that gay using Butler as a reference for a good looking guy?)
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Yes.
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07-07-2010, 05:23 PM
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Humor is reason gone mad
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To be honest, I'm kinda bored with Katy Perry now. I think the appeal has worn off.
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